Some time ago I wrote about Lee Anne and the tea light candles well the saga goes on. Having been fined by Shoalhaven City Council for sleeping in her car she decided to come back. She said that the only way she could be kept here is if she lost her keys and didn't have her credit card.
Being the inventive type I decided to fix the problem. Whilst she was asleep I got her keys and put them into the big tub in the freezer and filled it with water and froze it over night That was the keys sorted then I glued her credit card to the table. All set permanent house cleaner.
When she woke and went looking for the keys and card I then showed her what I had done expecting a that's good thinking reply. The bloody sheila went into a friggen rage like a tornado bent on destroying the place. To my bloody surprise she had duplicates stashed away in her bag and left waking the neighbors six houses up on each side.
These are the joys of dating in these times never a dull moment.
Monday, November 5, 2018
Sunday, August 23, 2015
Love
Smiling on my soul crying in the sky
She went away and left me and never said good-bye
Hurting in my mind devil's got my heart
torn it from my sun shine and tore it apart
Never speak of love hate has got my name
only hear of change did not ever blame
Black clouds of love in a desert storm
Shaken from my sleep back to ever norm
Speaking love from never gone from broken dreams
Nothing is left of love and lousy luck it seams
I love with you yesterday never any more
my broken heart smashed upon the shore...............
She went away and left me and never said good-bye
Hurting in my mind devil's got my heart
torn it from my sun shine and tore it apart
Never speak of love hate has got my name
only hear of change did not ever blame
Black clouds of love in a desert storm
Shaken from my sleep back to ever norm
Speaking love from never gone from broken dreams
Nothing is left of love and lousy luck it seams
I love with you yesterday never any more
my broken heart smashed upon the shore...............
Wednesday, May 14, 2014
How funny can one get?
How funny can one get? I don't know but I am going to try
So here we go.
Funny people are usually people who have been hurt so I fit the bill. My life has been so albinismal that I could cry with laughter. Cause that's all that's left.
You know that my first wife was a good house keeper, When she left she kept the house!
Went fishing the other day and I left the bungs for the boat at home and thought I would never here the end of it. Till when coming back to the wharf and I tied the front of the boat to the jetty and my mate was trying to hold the back from swinging away from the dock holding onto the jetty he forgot to let go and the boat keep moving from the wharf and he finally fell in. The fishing inspectors were just about to come and inspect the catch and they too nearly fell in with Laughter but they were not going to show it. This over shadowed the bungs by a mile.
So here we go.
Funny people are usually people who have been hurt so I fit the bill. My life has been so albinismal that I could cry with laughter. Cause that's all that's left.
You know that my first wife was a good house keeper, When she left she kept the house!
Went fishing the other day and I left the bungs for the boat at home and thought I would never here the end of it. Till when coming back to the wharf and I tied the front of the boat to the jetty and my mate was trying to hold the back from swinging away from the dock holding onto the jetty he forgot to let go and the boat keep moving from the wharf and he finally fell in. The fishing inspectors were just about to come and inspect the catch and they too nearly fell in with Laughter but they were not going to show it. This over shadowed the bungs by a mile.
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